GOOD TO TALK

A man from BT rings.

'Would you like me to give you more bang for your buck?' he says.

I should make a witty retort along the lines of 'you can buy me a drink first!' but I don't. Instead, I listen to his tedious discourse on how he can save me 31p on my bill.

I decline and hang up feeling victorious.

Now, I can't help wondering if I could use that 31p.

I wonder if he will ring back.